In much the same way that tomatoes aren't really vegetables, Mario Strikers isn't a football game. To be fair, it's barely a sports game either, in the traditional sense. The traditional sense being anything that doesn't involve banjo-twanging sky dives, epileptic disco mushrooms and intoxication by fart, obviously. Yes, ladies and gentleman, it's time to hit the pitch with Mario and chums once again, as Nintendo proffers another wedge of paper-thin football relevance hanging staunchly over a pile of impossibly addictive insanity. You can view screenshots of the game Here